As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
The Neighbourhood- Sweater Weather
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK.
what the actual fuck though
JESUS CHRIST AUSTRALIA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCK
(Source: lightemup2chainz)
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
“What if Desmond is being controlled by an assassin from the future”
Here’s what a complete Japanese GBA collections looks like, all 795 cartridges lined up and put up for auction. You could own this divine set for just $5,800!
Buy: GBA games and stuff
See also: More Game Boy Advance posts
[Via @Analogueint]
Want
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.



